“I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.”

(via s-tb)

Posted 10 hours ago With 193,502 notes

lolsofunny:

Me during group projects

stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

Posted 13 hours ago With 243,979 notes

“If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.””

Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

For real!

(via fayedaniels)

Posted 14 hours ago With 61,654 notes

starkravingchristian:

Sometimes you are brave and courageous and stressed out and falling apart all at the same time. 

These things are not mutually exclusive.

Posted 14 hours ago With 2,087 notes

curseofthefanartlords:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

Posted 14 hours ago With 281,097 notes

russhnoise:

Need someone to follow me around and prevent me from sleeping with more fuckwits. Apply within

Posted 1 day ago With 6 notes